LAUGHING MY NAKED BUTT OFF :~)

[Guest guest]

I have been gone for a few days, and missed you all. Such a loving,

kind group..

I have a short story to tell you about my trip... LOL

I have been down in San Diego Ca.. Visiting my 85 year old God Mother.

She has a beautiful Condo over looking the cliffs..

An amazing woman for 85.. She still drives her 1978 Trans Am..In mint

condition.. Which I am on the top of her list to receive when she

moves on.. EEEEEEEEEEK can you imagine..?

Any way to make a long story short..

I walked down to the beach, and decided to go for a swim..

The water was beautiful, warm, and wonderful waves beckoned me in..

So here I go farther and farther into the surf..

I was wearing a 2 piece suit that I bought at the beginning of the

summer... But I have lost about 35lbs. since summer..do to a strict

diet.. OK OK OK where is she going with this you may ask??

I used to body surf all summer long as a kid.. I mean it took everything my mother had to get me out of the water.. and BODY SURFING

WAS THE BEST!!

Mind you I have not Body Surfed in about 6years..And just feeling the

waves as they crashed over me brought back all my childhood memories,

the feeling of ducking under the one big wave you missed, the tingly

feeling of your skin when you get out.. I JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF..

Well, here comes the perfect wave and I'M A GONNA RIDE IT LIKE A KID

AGAIN.. LOL!

I timed it perfect.. I AM FLYING WITH THAT PERFECT WAVE..

YEEEEE HAAAAA! WEEEE!

Then I realize my bottoms came off in the surf.. EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

I at first was laughing my naked butt off.. THEN....

OH SHOOT NOW WHAT?? Hardly any one on this private beach. Basiclly

only the surfers were out waiting for the big one.. all male..

Then THANK MY LUCKY STARS I SEE A WOMAN WALKING THE BEACH.. I yelled,

and I yelled.. No response! EEEEEEEEEEEK again..

So I figured I would make it look like I was having a blast to entice

her in.. And she took the bait..But she didn't want to come out as far

as I did.. So foot by foot I moved closer to the shore... I see my

bottoms floating and floating onto the sand.. by the time I got near

this woman to yell for her to get my bottoms.. The surf would pull

back and expose me.. WHAT A SITE THAT WAS.!!.

OK Hope you got a laugh out of this.. And yes! I did crawl the rest of

the way just close enough to ask her to get my swimsuit bottoms..

The moral of this story..........

Don't ever body surf in a two piece suit..!!!!!!!!!!! You will Laugh

your Naked butt off and drown.. HEE HEE!!

Love to you all

~Karma

[Guest guest]

Oh, my dear ,

I would have been redder than the sunburn I usually get,

LOL...You are so funny! I am so glad to have you hear as part of

this family. You can truly laugh at yourself and I find that such a

strong personality trait in you. You look at life with such a

positive and beautifully loving perspective!! You are truly a gift

to this group and this world. You are good humored and I still look

back at the doughboy message of " sad news " you sent quite a while ago

when I was feeling a bit low. Now when I feel a bit low I look at

that and crack up!! You are inspiring to me in that I hope to look

at life more positively. I have bumps in the road and am learning

and I feel with your jokes and inspiring posts and beautiful

pictures, you are an integral part of this family and I adore you and

your " free " spirit!!! Blessings, LUNA

--- In , " karmarqu69 " <karmarqu69@...>

wrote:

>

> I have been gone for a few days, and missed you all. Such a loving,

> kind group..

>

> I have a short story to tell you about my trip... LOL

>

> I have been down in San Diego Ca.. Visiting my 85 year old God

Mother.

> She has a beautiful Condo over looking the cliffs..

> An amazing woman for 85.. She still drives her 1978 Trans Am..In

mint

> condition.. Which I am on the top of her list to receive when she

> moves on.. EEEEEEEEEEK can you imagine..?

>

> Any way to make a long story short..

>

> I walked down to the beach, and decided to go for a swim..

> The water was beautiful, warm, and wonderful waves beckoned me in..

>

> So here I go farther and farther into the surf..

>

> I was wearing a 2 piece suit that I bought at the beginning of the

> summer... But I have lost about 35lbs. since summer..do to a strict

> diet..

>

> OK OK OK where is she going with this you may ask??

>

> I used to body surf all summer long as a kid..

> I mean it took everything my mother had to get me out of the

water..

> and BODY SURFING

> WAS THE BEST!!

>

> Mind you I have not Body Surfed in about 6years..And just feeling

the

> waves as they crashed over me brought back all my childhood

memories,

> the feeling of ducking under the one big wave you missed, the tingly

> feeling of your skin when you get out..

>

> I JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF..

>

> Well, here comes the perfect wave and

>

> I'M A GONNA RIDE IT LIKE A KID

> AGAIN.. LOL!

>

> I timed it perfect..

>

> I AM FLYING WITH THAT PERFECT WAVE..

> YEEEEE HAAAAA! WEEEE!

>

> Then I realize my bottoms came off in the surf.. EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

>

> I at first was laughing my naked butt off.. THEN....

>

> OH SHOOT NOW WHAT??

>

> Hardly any one on this private beach. Basiclly

> only the surfers were out waiting for the big one.. all male..

>

> Then THANK MY LUCKY STARS I SEE A WOMAN WALKING THE BEACH.. I

yelled,

> and I yelled.. No response! EEEEEEEEEEEK again..

>

> So I figured I would make it look like I was having a blast to

entice

> her in.. And she took the bait..

> But she didn't want to come out as far

> as I did..

>

> So foot by foot I moved closer to the shore... I see my

> bottoms floating and floating onto the sand.. by the time I got near

> this woman to yell for her to get my bottoms.. The surf would pull

> back and expose me.. WHAT A SITE THAT WAS.!!.

>

> OK Hope you got a laugh out of this.. And yes! I did crawl the rest

of

> the way just close enough to ask her to get my swimsuit bottoms..

>

> The moral of this story..........

> Don't ever body surf in a two piece suit..!!!!!!!!!!! You will Laugh

> your Naked butt off and drown.. HEE HEE!!

>

> Love to you all

> ~Karma

>

[Guest guest]

So glad to put just one more smile of love on your face and in your

heart..

One thing I am soooooo blessed with was red hair and dark skin.. So I

never burn.. And that takes me outside A LOT..

Know that those bumpy roads are there for a reason as you are aware..

Damn those roads can hurt and bump and bruise..our butts.. but it's

all worth it in the end..and we must always honor them..

I send blessing of much love to you! And YOU ROCK, AND YOU RULE..!!

LOVE

KAREN~KARMA

> >

> > I have been gone for a few days, and missed you all. Such a loving,

> > kind group..

> >

> > I have a short story to tell you about my trip... LOL

> >

> > I have been down in San Diego Ca.. Visiting my 85 year old God

> Mother.

> > She has a beautiful Condo over looking the cliffs..

> > An amazing woman for 85.. She still drives her 1978 Trans Am..In

> mint

> > condition.. Which I am on the top of her list to receive when she

> > moves on.. EEEEEEEEEEK can you imagine..?

> >

> > Any way to make a long story short..

> >

> > I walked down to the beach, and decided to go for a swim..

> > The water was beautiful, warm, and wonderful waves beckoned me in..

> >

> > So here I go farther and farther into the surf..

> >

> > I was wearing a 2 piece suit that I bought at the beginning of the

> > summer... But I have lost about 35lbs. since summer..do to a strict

> > diet..

> >

> > OK OK OK where is she going with this you may ask??

> >

> > I used to body surf all summer long as a kid..

> > I mean it took everything my mother had to get me out of the

> water..

> > and BODY SURFING

> > WAS THE BEST!!

> >

> > Mind you I have not Body Surfed in about 6years..And just feeling

> the

> > waves as they crashed over me brought back all my childhood

> memories,

> > the feeling of ducking under the one big wave you missed, the tingly

> > feeling of your skin when you get out..

> >

> > I JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF..

> >

> > Well, here comes the perfect wave and

> >

> > I'M A GONNA RIDE IT LIKE A KID

> > AGAIN.. LOL!

> >

> > I timed it perfect..

> >

> > I AM FLYING WITH THAT PERFECT WAVE..

> > YEEEEE HAAAAA! WEEEE!

> >

> > Then I realize my bottoms came off in the surf.. EEEEEEEEEEEEK!

> >

> > I at first was laughing my naked butt off.. THEN....

> >

> > OH SHOOT NOW WHAT??

> >

> > Hardly any one on this private beach. Basiclly

> > only the surfers were out waiting for the big one.. all male..

> >

> > Then THANK MY LUCKY STARS I SEE A WOMAN WALKING THE BEACH.. I

> yelled,

> > and I yelled.. No response! EEEEEEEEEEEK again..

> >

> > So I figured I would make it look like I was having a blast to

> entice

> > her in.. And she took the bait..

> > But she didn't want to come out as far

> > as I did..

> >

> > So foot by foot I moved closer to the shore... I see my

> > bottoms floating and floating onto the sand.. by the time I got near

> > this woman to yell for her to get my bottoms.. The surf would pull

> > back and expose me.. WHAT A SITE THAT WAS.!!.

> >

> > OK Hope you got a laugh out of this.. And yes! I did crawl the rest

> of

> > the way just close enough to ask her to get my swimsuit bottoms..

> >

> > The moral of this story..........

> > Don't ever body surf in a two piece suit..!!!!!!!!!!! You will Laugh

> > your Naked butt off and drown.. HEE HEE!!

> >

> > Love to you all

> > ~Karma

> >

>