RE: In the beginning

[Guest guest]

Subject: In The Beginning

In the beginning God populated the earth with

broccli

and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow

and red vegetables of all

kins, so Man and woman would live long and

healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben

and jerry's and Krispy

Creme. And Satan said, " You want

chocolate with that? and man said " Yea. " and

woman said, " And another

one with sprinkles. "

And they gained 10 pounds. And God created the

healthful yogurt that woman might keep the

figure

that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth

white flour from the

wheat and sugar from the cane, and combined

them. And woman went from

size 2 to

size 6.

So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. " And

Satan

presented Thousand Island Dressing and garlic

toast on the side. And

man and woman unfastened

their belts following the repast.

God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy

vegetables and olive oil

in which to cook them. " And

Satan brought forth deep fried fish and

chicken-fried

steak so big it needed its own platter. And man

gained more weight and

his choloesterol went through the roof.

God then brought running shoes so that his

children

might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave

cable TV with a remote

control so Man would not have to toil changing

thechannels. And man and

woman laughed and cried before the flickering

light

and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low

in fat and brimming

with nutrition. And Satan peeled off

the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center

into

stripes and chips and deep-fried them. And man

gained pounds.

God then created lean beef so that man might

consume fewer calories and

still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created Mc's and its 99-cent

double cheeseburger. Then

said, " You want fries with that? " and man

replied,

" Yea! And super size 'em. " And Satan said " It's

is good, " and man went

into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.

PS and thus became ....the dunk a doctor game?.....Kathi in OK

[Guest guest]

That is SO funny! I just loved that one, Kathi!

Thanks for the good laugh.

Love and hugs,

Carol

In The Beginning

In the beginning God populated the earth with

broccli

and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow

and red vegetables of all

kins, so Man and woman would live long and

healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben

and jerry's and Krispy

Creme. And Satan said, " You want

chocolate with that? and man said " Yea. " and

woman said, " And another

one with sprinkles. "

And they gained 10 pounds. And God created the

healthful yogurt that woman might keep the

figure

that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth

white flour from the

wheat and sugar from the cane, and combined

them. And woman went from

size 2 to

size 6.

So God said, " Try my fresh green salad. " And

Satan

presented Thousand Island Dressing and garlic

toast on the side. And

man and woman unfastened

their belts following the repast.

God then said, " I have sent you heart healthy

vegetables and olive oil

in which to cook them. " And

Satan brought forth deep fried fish and

chicken-fried

steak so big it needed its own platter. And man

gained more weight and

his choloesterol went through the roof.

God then brought running shoes so that his

children

might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave

cable TV with a remote

control so Man would not have to toil changing

thechannels. And man and

woman laughed and cried before the flickering

light

and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low

in fat and brimming

with nutrition. And Satan peeled off

the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center

into

stripes and chips and deep-fried them. And man

gained pounds.

God then created lean beef so that man might

consume fewer calories and

still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created Mc's and its 99-cent

double cheeseburger. Then

said, " You want fries with that? " and man

replied,

" Yea! And super size 'em. " And Satan said " It's

is good, " and man went

into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs.

PS and thus became ....the dunk a doctor game?.....Kathi in OK

[Guest guest]

lol, too cute. , Lammail

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