Re: HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part 1

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LOL Alice! I absolutely adore this! *grin* Thank you, me darlin'! *huge hug filled with friendship and love* ~Ali~Alice <alichee@...> wrote: HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part 1- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.- Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.- The roundest knight at

King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.- When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.- Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.