Guest guest Posted November 2, 1999 Report Share Posted November 2, 1999 I'm sure wecould all use a laugh. enjoy sandra Return-path: Elivi@... From: Elivi@... Full-name: Elivi Message-ID: Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1999 17:32:17 EST Subject: Fwd: Fw: insurance To: DanFink@..., JLHZ@..., Somday11@..., Mpok70@..., Reenfink@..., Nraspi@..., Creedy16@..., HIDYHOMOM1@..., Robin_Hidy@..., KROMEKITTY@..., MARVIN293@..., tammyb@... MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary= " part2_0.83aa191a.254f6ef1_boundary " X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 10 --part2_0.83aa191a.254f6ef1_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset= " us-ascii " Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --part2_0.83aa191a.254f6ef1_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-path: Cafebrk63@... From: Cafebrk63@... Full-name: Cafebrk63 Message-ID: Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1999 13:25:25 EST Subject: Fwd: Fw: insurance To: Skidoolou@..., fran.ketcham@..., kat44j@..., Elivi@... MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary= " part3_0.83aa191a.254f3515_boundary " X-Mailer: Windows AOL sub 41 --part3_0.83aa191a.254f3515_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset= " us-ascii " Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit --part3_0.83aa191a.254f3515_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from rly-zb01.mx.aol.com (rly-zb01.mail.aol.com [172.31.41.1]) by air-zb02.mail.aol.com (v62.15) with ESMTP; Mon, 01 Nov 1999 12:08:51 -0500 Received: from smtp.email.msn.com (cpimssmtpu10.smtp.email.msn.com [207.46.181.60]) by rly-zb01.mx.aol.com (v62.10) with ESMTP; Mon, 01 Nov 1999 12:08:44 -0400 Received: from jacksr - 63.24.251.12 by email.msn.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Mon, 1 Nov 1999 09:08:43 -0800 Message-ID: <005a01bf248b$c6418520$6df6183f@jacksr> To: " Tony Malizia " , " Sharon Rebman " , " E. Beasley " , " Reszetucha, Jim " , " paul lipowicz " , " Ware " , " Ninestine " Subject: Fw: insurance Date: Mon, 1 Nov 1999 12:08:11 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset= " iso-8859-1 " Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2615.200 insurance > > > > > >> > > A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and taken quickly in for > > coronary > > >> > > surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained > > >> > > consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting > > >> by > > >> > > his bed. > > >> > > > > >> > > " Mr. , you're going to be just fine, " said the nun, gently > > >patting > > >> > > his hand. " We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for > > your > > >> > > stay here. Are you covered by insurance? " > > >> > > > > >> > > " No, I'm not, " the man whispered hoarsely. > > >> > > " Can you pay in cash? " persisted the nun. > > >> > > " I'm afraid I cannot, Sister. " > > >> > > " Well, do you have any close relatives? " the nun essayed. > > >> > > " Just my sister in New Mexico, " he volunteered. " But she's a humble > > >> > > spinster nun. " > > >> > > " Oh, I must correct you, Mr. . Nuns are not 'spinsters;' they > > are > > >> > > married to God. " > > >> > > > > >> > > " Wonderful, " said . " In that case, please send the bill to > > >> > > my brother-in-law. " > > ----------- > > > ----------- > > > ----------- --part3_0.83aa191a.254f3515_boundary-- --part2_0.83aa191a.254f6ef1_boundary-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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