HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part 3

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HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part 3A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.A calendar's days are numbered.A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.A boiled egg is hard to beat.He had a photographic memory which was never developed.A plateau is a high form of flattery.Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in SeineWhen she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.Acupuncture: a jab well done.