Very Smart!

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Very Smart!

" And what exactly is a smart phone? "

" For starters, it has dual SIM cards. "

" You mean, it cannot decide which service provider is better, and yet you

call it smart? "

" Oh! That's not all. It has two high resolution cameras. "

" So that you can take a photograph of the one taking the photograph? "

" Ha! Ha! It is 'C' language based so it can communicate properly with all

apps. "

" I prefer to communicate in English, Hindi,. "

" It also has advanced API! "

" That is because its HAPPINESS got shortened. That is probably after paying

the bill! "

" It also has GPS and tells you exactly where you are. "

" If you don't know where you are, you don't deserve to be called smart! "

" You can also play games on it. "

" Yeah! Like stealing cars and killing people. Even games like football and

hockey, which had only exercise to commend them, are here minus the

exercise! "

" You just don't understand. It can do everything a computer can do. "

" Including downloading porn clips. But at double or treble the cost on a

screen one eights the size and one fourth the memory. I still don't

understand why it's called a smart phone, when only an idiot would pay such

an obscene amount for a smaller computer or a larger phone, depending on how

you look at it. "

" Oh, we pay for the smaller size. So we can access everything on the go. "

" But doesn't that strain your eyes? "

" A small price to pay. "

" Ah! Now I know why it is called a smart phone. That is because after some

time your eyes start smarting! "

-Kishore Shah