<To Ali> HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part 1

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Dearest Alison,

Glad you did & hoped that you will like the last one (Part Three)...cute, isn't it?

With All My Lurve,

Alice

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From: Alison Kain

Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:58 AM

Subject: Re: [] HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part 1

LOL Alice! I absolutely adore this! *grin* Thank you, me darlin'! *huge hug filled with friendship and love* ~Ali~Alice <alichee@....my> wrote:

HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part 1- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.- Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.- When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.- Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.

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Alice, me darlin', you never cease to bring a smile to my heart and soul. This time, however, you had me laughing from the inside out for I positively adore puns and working with words. hehe Such a gift you are, me darlin'. *huge hug of gratitude, love & friendship*Always, Much Metta. Namaste.~Ali~Alice <alichee@...> wrote: Dearest Alison, Glad

you did & hoped that you will like the last one (Part Three)...cute, isn't it? With All My Lurve, Alice ----- Original Message ----- From: Alison Kain Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:58 AM Subject: Re: [] HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part

1 LOL Alice! I absolutely adore this! *grin* Thank you, me darlin'! *huge hug filled with friendship and love* ~Ali~Alice <alichee@....my> wrote: HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): Part 1- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.- Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.- The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in

his work.- To write with a broken pencil is pointless.- When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.- A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.- A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.- Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.- When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.503 / Virus Database: 269.15.30/1125 - Release Date: 11/11/2007 9:50 PM