Fwd from another loop, but hysterical!

[Guest guest]

For the Ladies only. . .

Always take your time when preparing for ob/gyn visit!!!

In Melbourne, Fl. one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500)

              for people to tell their most

embarrassing stories.

This one netted the winner $300.....

" I was due later that week for an appointment with the

gynecologist

              when early one morning I received a

call from his office. I

had

      been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 a.m.

I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around

              8:45 already. The trip to his office

usually took about 35 minutes       so I didn't have any time to

spare.

As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort

              over hygiene when making such

visits, but this time I wasn't

going

      to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs,

threw

      off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a

wash

in

              " that area " in front of the sink,

taking extra care to make

sure

      that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes

      basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to

my

              appointment.

I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me

in.

              Knowing the procedure, as I am sure

all women do, I hopped up

on

      the table, looked over at the other side of the room and

pretended

      I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away

from

here.

              I was a little surprised when he

said, " My...we have taken a

little

      extra effort this morning, haven't we? " , but I didn't

respond.

The

              appointment over, I heaved a sigh of

relief and went home.

The

      rest of the day went as normal...some shopping, cleaning and

the

      evening meal, etc.

At 8:30 that evening, my 14-year-old daughter was getting ready

for

              a school dance, when she called down

from the bathroom, " Mom -

              where's my washcloth? "

I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She

              answered back, " No, I need the one

that was here by the sink.       It had all my glitter and

sparkles in it. "

-----Jeanine

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