Guest guest Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Ha ha ha :-D Ravin '82 > ** > > > Sinister Ministers > > The Karnataka Minister for atives, Mr. Savadi and the Minister for > woman and child welfare, Mr. Patil, were both caught watching porn on > their > phones during the assembly. Caught on the wrong foot, they were at a loss > of > words to explain this lapse. To help them along here are ten good > explanations that they can offer to explain why that happened: > > 1. Being a minister for women welfare it is my duty to look into the > shortage of clothes for women. > > 2. Oh, those were not porn clips. They were tribal dances by Jarawa > natives > of the Andaman Islands. We were just condemning them. > > 3. Oh those! Those were just family re'union' photographs and ours is a > very > boisterous family. > > 4. When the speaker said that we will consider elections, I mis-heard him. > > 5. That was just an artist's impression of what the opposition is doing to > the government. > > 6. That was just a committee report, with pictures of the committee. > > 7. I was acting on my doctors orders. He told me to exercise 'all' parts > of > the body. In fact that was an exercise clip. > > 8. It is the job of the opposition to create such false insinuations. And > we > can see their hand. We can even call it a hand-job! > > 9. We were instructed to 'come' in the assembly. > > 10. I was just Googling the word BJP and as I typed 'BJ' these were the > top > sites which appeared in the search engine. > > -Kishore Shah > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 8, 2012 Report Share Posted February 8, 2012 Dr Kishore Shah is hereby designated as the Satirist-in-Chief of MGIMS. The award Satire Ratna will be conferred on him on 1 Apr. Bharat ________________________________ To: Undisclosed-Recipient@... Sent: Wednesday, 8 February 2012 2:05 PM Subject: Sinister Ministers  Sinister Ministers The Karnataka Minister for atives, Mr. Savadi and the Minister for woman and child welfare, Mr. Patil, were both caught watching porn on their phones during the assembly. Caught on the wrong foot, they were at a loss of words to explain this lapse. To help them along here are ten good explanations that they can offer to explain why that happened: 1. Being a minister for women welfare it is my duty to look into the shortage of clothes for women. 2. Oh, those were not porn clips. They were tribal dances by Jarawa natives of the Andaman Islands. We were just condemning them. 3. Oh those! Those were just family re'union' photographs and ours is a very boisterous family. 4. When the speaker said that we will consider elections, I mis-heard him. 5. That was just an artist's impression of what the opposition is doing to the government. 6. That was just a committee report, with pictures of the committee. 7. I was acting on my doctors orders. He told me to exercise 'all' parts of the body. In fact that was an exercise clip. 8. It is the job of the opposition to create such false insinuations. And we can see their hand. We can even call it a hand-job! 9. We were instructed to 'come' in the assembly. 10. I was just Googling the word BJP and as I typed 'BJ' these were the top sites which appeared in the search engine. -Kishore Shah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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