HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)

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HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.The dead batteries were given out free of charge.If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.A will is a dead giveaway.Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.A backward poet writes inverse.In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.