Re: Meeting Cancelled Due to Alien Invasion. . . . .

[Guest guest]

This is so scary! Be safe up there!

Marti

> Yes, we had to cancel our North Texas Thyroid Groups meeting due to an

> Alien Invasion. They did not want us to meet, so they manipulated the

> weather and caused iced bridges in order to be able to abduct a few

> hapless souls stuck by the side of inaccessible bridges, leaving the

> rest of us watching Antiques Roadshow and . . . . .uh. . . . .picking

> our respective and collective noses. . . . .

>

> Be warned! If you have to go out tonight, take someone big with you.

> Their tractor beam cannot lift anyone over 180 lbs, that is unless, of

> course, they have their cow snatcher. . . . .

>

> Mmooo!

>

> <evil laugh>

>

> Mmmooooooo!

[Guest guest]

I'm thinking it was the chemtrails (there were heavy sprayings over

the weekend) - one theory is that those are a result of the alien

invasion Maybe we should have a meeting in Roswell and just

invite the aliens too - I'm sure that having spent time on earth and

being exposed to the environmental toxins, that some of them too

maybe hypo.

And, I'm guessing they might just be using a pig snatcher to try to

impact the Armour supply

.

>

>

> Yes, we had to cancel our North Texas Thyroid Groups meeting due

to an

> Alien Invasion. They did not want us to meet, so they manipulated

the

> weather and caused iced bridges in order to be able to abduct a few

> hapless souls stuck by the side of inaccessible bridges, leaving

the

> rest of us watching Antiques Roadshow

and . . . . .uh. . . . .picking

> our respective and collective noses. . . . .

>

> Be warned! If you have to go out tonight, take someone big with

you.

> Their tractor beam cannot lift anyone over 180 lbs, that is

unless, of

> course, they have their cow snatcher. . . . .

>

> Mmooo!

>

> <evil laugh>

>

> Mmmooooooo!

>

[Guest guest]

One thing we do not want is Aliens at our meetings. They are no fun. All they do is make disgusting sounds and complain. . . . . because their food is not alive and squirming on their plates.

> >> > > > Yes, we had to cancel our North Texas Thyroid Groups meeting due > to an> > Alien Invasion. They did not want us to meet, so they manipulated > the> > weather and caused iced bridges in order to be able to abduct a few> > hapless souls stuck by the side of inaccessible bridges, leaving > the> > rest of us watching Antiques Roadshow > and . . . . .uh. . . . .picking> > our respective and collective noses. . . . .> > > > Be warned! If you have to go out tonight, take someone big with > you.> > Their tractor beam cannot lift anyone over 180 lbs, that is > unless, of> > course, they have their cow snatcher. . . . .> > > > Mmooo!> > > > <evil laugh>> > > > Mmmooooooo!> >>