Guest guest Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Hmmm... I liked the cartoon :-D Ravin '82 > ** > > > UP Yours > > A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets > elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free > blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. > > So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? > Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. > > However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware > of > what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed > naked > men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all > victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, > here's > a job! " > > The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, > neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape > issued > by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the > Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at > least a month. He is fully booked up! " > > Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all > the > government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will > need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. > Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole > new > meaning. > > UP yours! > > -Kishore Shah > > Also see the accompanying cartoon at: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Really good one KS!! DDM '76 ________________________________ To: MGIMS <mgims > Sent: Tuesday, 31 January 2012 5:29 PM Subject: UP yours  UP Yours A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware of what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed naked men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, here's a job! " The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape issued by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at least a month. He is fully booked up! " Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all the government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole new meaning. UP yours! -Kishore Shah Also see the accompanying cartoon at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Wow!! UP yours!!! Thanx for sharing your wonderful ideas n views . Sent from my i phone > Hmmm... I liked the cartoon :-D > > Ravin '82 > > >> ** >> >> >> UP Yours >> >> A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets >> elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free >> blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. >> >> So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? >> Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. >> >> However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware >> of >> what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed >> naked >> men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all >> victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, >> here's >> a job! " >> >> The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, >> neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape >> issued >> by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the >> Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at >> least a month. He is fully booked up! " >> >> Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all >> the >> government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will >> need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. >> Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole >> new >> meaning. >> >> UP yours! >> >> -Kishore Shah >> >> Also see the accompanying cartoon at: >> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg >> >> >> > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Nice spin Kishoreda. Sad state affairs though. Ashok Bhaskar, 1984 Sent from my iPad > UP Yours > > A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets > elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free > blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. > > So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? > Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. > > However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware of > what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed naked > men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all > victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, here's > a job! " > > The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, > neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape issued > by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the > Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at > least a month. He is fully booked up! " > > Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all the > government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will > need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. > Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole new > meaning. > > UP yours! > > -Kishore Shah > > Also see the accompanying cartoon at: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 FUNTUSTICK! Â Ashok Sinha >________________________________ > >To: MGIMS <mgims > >Sent: Tuesday, January 31, 2012 5:29 PM >Subject: UP yours > > >Â >UP Yours > >A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets >elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free >blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. > >So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? >Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. > >However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware of >what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed naked >men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all >victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, here's >a job! " > >The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, >neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape issued >by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the >Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at >least a month. He is fully booked up! " > >Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all the >government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will >need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. >Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole new >meaning. > >UP yours! > >-Kishore Shah > >Also see the accompanying cartoon at: >http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Wait. Some other politician may soon promise free sandals to women too. I am sure they will not be the same quality that were flown in from Mumbai. Bharat ________________________________ To: MGIMS <mgims > Sent: Tuesday, 31 January 2012 5:29 PM Subject: UP yours  UP Yours A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware of what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed naked men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, here's a job! " The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape issued by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at least a month. He is fully booked up! " Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all the government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole new meaning. UP yours! -Kishore Shah Also see the accompanying cartoon at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Now, that's something, Dr Bharat ;-) Ravin '82 > ** > > > Wait. Some other politician may soon promise free sandals to women too. I > am sure they will not be the same quality that were flown in from Mumbai. > > Bharat > > ________________________________ > > To: MGIMS <mgims > > Sent: Tuesday, 31 January 2012 5:29 PM > Subject: UP yours > > > > UP Yours > > A politician in UP has promised a free Saree to all poor women if he gets > elected. There is no mention of a blouse! He has also promised a free > blanket to all poor men. Of course, no clothes for these blanketed men. > > So what are these poor topless women supposed to do if they feel cold? > Simple! Get inside the blankets with the poor naked men. > > However, the astute politician is also far sighted. He is perfectly aware > of > what will happen if the potent mixture of topless women and Blanketed > naked > men comes together. So he has also offered a free government job to all > victims of Rape. They probably will be welcomed with a " Saree madam, > here's > a job! " > > The next few months will probably see a long waiting list at the friendly, > neighbourhood Goonda's house of victims who want certificates of rape > issued > by him so that they can get a government job. And the secretary of the > Goonda would probably say, " Sorry, but saab cannot accommodate you for at > least a month. He is fully booked up! " > > Pretty soon, looking at the volume of rapes already occurring in UP, all > the > government jobs will be taken over by victims of rape. The politician will > need to create more and more jobs, to guarantee every rape victim a job. > Thus the term: " The government is all screwed up! " will acquire a whole > new > meaning. > > UP yours! > > -Kishore Shah > > Also see the accompanying cartoon at: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mgims/files/Animations/Cartoons/UP.jpg > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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