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Subject: Re: Dilbert's One Liners

To: mgims

Date: Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 9:31 AM

Wonderful one liners, Ravin

Kishore Shah 1974

Dilbert's One Liners

> Here Are Some Nice Dilbert's One Liners.

>

> 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

>

> 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

>

> 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

>

> 4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

>

> 5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane .

>

> 6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train..

>

> 7. Born free, taxed to death.

>

> 8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

>

> 9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

>

> 10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

>

> 11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble

> putting

> on your pants.

>

> 12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

>

> 13.. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

>

> 14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray

> and

> the blinking red light.

>

> 15. The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who

> invented

> the other three, he was the genius.

>

> 16. The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate

> it.

>

> 17. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

>

> 18. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?

>

> 19. Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

>

> 20. If you can't convince them, confuse them.

>

> 21. It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

>

> 22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

>

> 23. Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers

>

> 24. The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.

>

> 25. Someday is not a day of the week

>

> 26. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

>

> 27. To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.

>

> 28. The road to success.... Is always under construction.

>

> 29. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither

> does

> Milk.

>

> 30. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need

> it.

>

> 31. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive,

> fattening or married to someone else.

>

>

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