AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

August 10, 2008

Dear All ,

Here are Simple Home REMEDIES .....Try at least one someday....!!

Mukund (1974)

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of

boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost

instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting

someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your partner about lifting the toilet seat by simply

using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a

few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a

timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from

rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.

Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget

about the toothache.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

11. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know

when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

12. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is

suffering from some sort of mental illness.

Think of your three best friends

-- if they're okay, then it's you.

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