Guest guest Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Have a good weekends Friends...!!!! .... and thoda haas lo yaar..!!! Ameet 1993 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- Duniya Gol Hai:-----Chuha Billi se darta hai, Billi Kutte se darti hai,Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.! Duniya Gol Hai.. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke " koi antim ichcha? " sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita... Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai.. Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- Boy to girl:Hey if i climb this coconut tree, I can see Engg college girls. Girl:Leave both the hands from there, U can see medical college girls.. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- ------------------------------ Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do. Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga. Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. What about yo u..? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! What about you..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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