Re: RE: Perks of being over 40

[Guest guest]

Hi Kathi...I recognize some of these as being actual

factors in my life...boohoohoohoo! But, I like my

forties better than my 30's anyway.

When are you paying a visit down this way?

Hugs. Iris

-- iamladybird <iamladybird@...> wrote:

> THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40:

>

> 1. Kidnappers are not

> very interested in

> you.

> 2. In a hostage situation

> you are likely to

> be released first.

> 3. No one expects you to

> run - anywhere.

> 4. People call at 9 PM

> and ask, " Did I wake

> you? "

> 5. People no longer view

> you as a

> hypochondriac.

> 6. There is nothing left

> to learn the hard

> way.

> 7. Things you buy now

> won't wear out.

> 8. You can eat dinner at

> 4 P.M.

> 9. You can live without

> sex but not without

> glasses.

> 10. You enjoy hearing

> about other peoples

> operations.

> 11. You get into heated

> arguments about

> pension plans.

> 12. You have a party and

> the neighbors don't

> even realize it.

> 13. You no longer think of

> speed limits as a

> challenge.

> 14. You quit trying to

> hold your stomach in,

> no matter who

> walks into the room.

> 15. You sing along with

> elevator music.

> 16. Your thinning hair

> won't get much worse.

> 17. Your investment in

> health insurance is

> finally beginning to

> pay off.

> 18. Your joints are more

> accurate

> meteorologists than the

> national weather service.

> 19. Your secrets are safe

> with your friends

> because they can't

> remember them either.

> 20. Your supply of brain

> cells is finally

> down to manageable

> size.

> 21. You can't remember who

> sent you this

> list.

>

> ( just in case you NEED to blame someone....Kathi in

> OK

>

>

>

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[Guest guest]

Iris: I dont know ....soon I hope..right now I am

having a hard time just getting out the front door to

water my jungle.....(((((Iris))))))okie hugs

--- Iris Nosker <inosker@...> wrote:

> Hi Kathi...I recognize some of these as being actual

> factors in my life...boohoohoohoo! But, I like my

> forties better than my 30's anyway.

>

> When are you paying a visit down this way?

>

> Hugs. Iris

>

>

> -- iamladybird <iamladybird@...> wrote:

> > THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40:

> >

> > 1. Kidnappers are not

> > very interested in

> > you.

> > 2. In a hostage

> situation

> > you are likely to

> > be released first.

> > 3. No one expects you

> to

> > run - anywhere.

> > 4. People call at 9 PM

> > and ask, " Did I wake

> > you? "

> > 5. People no longer

> view

> > you as a

> > hypochondriac.

> > 6. There is nothing

> left

> > to learn the hard

> > way.

> > 7. Things you buy now

> > won't wear out.

> > 8. You can eat dinner

> at

> > 4 P.M.

> > 9. You can live without

> > sex but not without

> > glasses.

> > 10. You enjoy hearing

> > about other peoples

> > operations.

> > 11. You get into heated

> > arguments about

> > pension plans.

> > 12. You have a party and

> > the neighbors don't

> > even realize it.

> > 13. You no longer think

> of

> > speed limits as a

> > challenge.

> > 14. You quit trying to

> > hold your stomach in,

> > no matter who

> > walks into the room.

> > 15. You sing along with

> > elevator music.

> > 16. Your thinning hair

> > won't get much worse.

> > 17. Your investment in

> > health insurance is

> > finally beginning to

> > pay off.

> > 18. Your joints are more

> > accurate

> > meteorologists than the

> > national weather service.

> > 19. Your secrets are

> safe

> > with your friends

> > because they can't

> > remember them either.

> > 20. Your supply of brain

> > cells is finally

> > down to manageable

> > size.

> > 21. You can't remember

> who

> > sent you this

> > list.

> >

> > ( just in case you NEED to blame someone....Kathi

> in

> > OK

> >

> >

> >

>

>

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>

[Guest guest]

Kathi,

I'm not over 40, but some of these things ring true for me. What does that

say?

Love and Hugs

Stacey in PA

[Guest guest]

Kathi - How funny and how true!! Hope you are doing

well today, my friend.

Kathe in CA

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[Guest guest]

Kathi

What do you mean UHOH?! That doesn't sound encouraging.

Hugs

Stacey in PA

[Guest guest]

UHOH?...LOL Kathi in OK

--- bintherdunit@... wrote:

> Kathi,

> I'm not over 40, but some of these things ring true

> for me. What does that

> say?

>

> Love and Hugs

> Stacey in PA

>

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[Guest guest]

AH Stacey: I was just joking with you...they say life

begins at 40...so far I think they meant the down hill

slide....LOL Kathi in OK

June: Glad to see you back and sorry about whats going

on..it is so hard to understand when things like this

happen to small children

Iris....How to you give a cyber rasberry? I cant

resist the Texas jokes just my way of saying I love

You....

Kathy in IL: Loved your angel post it was beautiful...

Carol: Thanks for the updates on Lucy....

To the rest....okie hugs......Kathi in OK

--- bintherdunit@... wrote:

> Kathi

> What do you mean UHOH?! That doesn't sound

> encouraging.

> Hugs

> Stacey in PA

>

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