RE: Perks of being over 40

[Guest guest]

THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in

you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to

be released first.

3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, " Did I wake

you? "

5. People no longer view you as a

hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard

way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You can live without sex but not without

glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples

operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about

pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't

even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a

challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in,

no matter who

walks into the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your thinning hair won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is

finally beginning to

pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate

meteorologists than the

national weather service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends

because they can't

remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally

down to manageable

size.

21. You can't remember who sent you this

list.

( just in case you NEED to blame someone....Kathi in OK