Fw: Politically Correct Miners Especially our group friends in Pennsylvania

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Washington, D.C. A Senate Committee composed of Senators Daschle, Clinton,

and Feinstein have announced that the rescue of the Pennsylvania coal miners has

been cancelled, and the miners will, by recommendation of the Committee, be

placed back in the mine. The Senators noted the following violations in the

rescue process:

10. Heavy diesel equipment was moved to the rescue site without concern

for possible air pollution.

9. Water was pumped out of the mine without first determining if it was

polluted, or providing an environmentally safe catchment area for the water.

8. Numerous holes were drilled in the ground during the rescue, without

first performing an Environmental Impact study.

7. No effort was made to ensure racial, ethnic, and sexual diversity of

the rescue workers.

6. The Governor of Pennsylvania was heard to " Thank God " during a live

television broadcast of the rescue, violating the separation of church and

state.

5. Several people at this public, government supported, rescue mentioned

praying.

4. The trapped miners did not represent a diversified cross section of

American society.

3. , Al Sharpton, and Hillary Clinton were not given

sufficient time to make speeches at the site.

2. The Senate was not given sufficient time to determine whether or not

any Republican officeholder owned stock in the coal company, thus being

responsible for the conspiracy that caused the mine to flood.

And Number 1. No one mentioned that Al Gore invented mine rescues.

" Once a diversified group of miners has been chosen and placed back into

the mine shaft, the holes will be sealed, the water will be returned to the

mine, and the rescue will then be undertaken again, in an environmentally and

politically correct manner " , the Committee noted.

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