Guest guest Posted September 19, 2002 Report Share Posted September 19, 2002 Hope this doesn't offend anyone. Since I just had to go to the Gyn, I thought this was funny. Lynn (MeMom) Subject: Gynecologist > > > Subject: Gynecologist > > A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on > the > verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful > hands > would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a > mechanic. > > He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed > > up > for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. > When > the > time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared > carefully > for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. > > When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had > obtained a > score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying " I > don't > want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I > wondered > if there had been an error which needed adjusting. " > > The instructor said, " During the exam, you took the engine apart > perfectly, > which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together > > again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. " The instructor > went on to say, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it > through > the muffler. " > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 19, 2002 Report Share Posted September 19, 2002 LOL! > Hope this doesn't offend anyone. Since I just had to go to the Gyn, I > thought this was funny. > Lynn (MeMom) > > Subject: Gynecologist > > >> > >> > >> > Subject: Gynecologist >> > >> > A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was > on >> > the >> > verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where > skillful >> > hands >> > would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a >> > mechanic. >> > >> > He found out from the local technical college what was involved, > signed >> > >> > up >> > for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. >> > When >> > the >> > time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared >> > carefully >> > for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. >> > >> > When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had >> > obtained a >> > score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying " I >> > don't >> > want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I >> > wondered >> > if there had been an error which needed adjusting. " >> > >> > The instructor said, " During the exam, you took the engine apart >> > perfectly, >> > which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back > together >> > >> > again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. " The instructor > >> > went on to say, " I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it >> > through >> > the muffler. " >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 20, 2002 Report Share Posted September 20, 2002 Hi Lynn...the gynecologist story is really cute & funny. Thanks for sharing. Much Love.... Tess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 20, 2002 Report Share Posted September 20, 2002 I am not offended. It takes a lot to offend me. This is so funny. Stacey in PA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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