Guest guest Posted September 17, 2002 Report Share Posted September 17, 2002 Dearest Debs...ok, I gotta plan...first, I'm going to sneak into someone's suitcase at the airport (I am very flexible)...then when they screen the luggage I'll put a dopey look on my face and they'll just think I'm one of those " blow up dolls " . I'll get to Florida and sneak out of the suitcase and catch a cab for your hospital. Very subtlety, I'll change into scrubs in the back seat of the taxi...if he can driver stares at me, I'll take a practise shot at him with my " stinging wet noodle doctor whipper. " Ok, I'll flirt til I drop with a nice young intern who has a male/female name like Jordan, or , or ...then I'll slyly....when he's lost in my baby green's gingerly sneak his id off him....uh oh...I forgot about the picture....ok, better grab a face mask early. Now, you won't know I'm there til it's time to go to OR...I must be stealthy...but if a suited up chubby medical person winks at you 3 times in rapid succession it's me. Now, I'll have my " stinging wet noodle doctor whipper " which also works on lousy nurses, lab people, whomever messes negatively with our Debs, up my sleeve. If ANY of them do the slightest, tiniest wrong thing..... ahhhhhhh...hi yaaaaa.....woo woo woo (trying to make Karate Kid sounds) they will answer to my STINGING WET NOODLE DOCTOR WHIPPER. Because this is a covert " operation " I will have to sneak around...but every chance I get to come to your room, I'll hug you, pray with you, and give you 3 winks in rapid succession so you know it's REALLY me. Debs....I LOVE YOU!!!! A Trazillion Hugs & Prayers... Agent 46 C, aka Tess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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