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Subject: Exact ChangeA man walks into a restaurant with a full-grownostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "Ahamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What'syours?""I'll have the same," says the ostrich.A shorttime later the waitress returns with the

order. "That will be $9.40please," she says and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out theexact change for payment.The next day, the man and the ostrichcome again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and acoke."The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."Again the manreaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.Thisbecomes routine until the two enter again later in the week."Theusual?" asks the waitress."No, this is Friday night, so I will havea steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man."Same," saysthe ostrich.Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "Thatwill be $32.62."Once again the man pulls the exact change out of hispocket and places it on the table.The waitress can't hold back hercuriosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come upwith the

exact change out of your pocket every time?""Well,"says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an oldlamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me twowishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right mount ofmoney would always be there.""That's brilliant!" says thewaitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, butyou'll always be as rich as you want for as long as youlive!""That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a RollsRoyce, the exact money is always there," says the man.Thewaitress asks, "But what's with the ostrich?"The man sighsand answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legswho agrees with everything Isay."

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