Nurse humor

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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.(Dumb nurse eh?)

Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to

know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have

the baby there. " But how will I let you know the baby is born? " she asked.

He replied, " Just send me a postcard and write " spaghetti " on the back. "

" I'll take care of the child's expenses. Not knowing what else to do the

nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the

office and explained, " Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail

today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means. " The doctor said,

" Just wait until I get home, and I will explain it to you. " Later that

evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a

heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER.

The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had

precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read:

" Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and

meatballs, two without. "

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