Guest guest Posted March 19, 1999 Report Share Posted March 19, 1999 Great women's T-shirt sayings: > ( The first one's my favorite! ) > ************ > DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. > ************* > GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE....WHO CARES? > ************* > I DON'T BELIEVE IN MIRACLES. I RELY ON THEM > ************* > NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES > ************* > I HATE EVERYBODY, AND YOU'RE NEXT > ************* > PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU > ************* > AND YOUR POINT IS........... > ************* > I USED TO BE SCHIZOPHRENIC, BUT WE'RE OK NOW > ************* > I'M BUSY. YOU'RE UGLY. HAVE A NICE DAY > ************* > WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT > ************ > REMEMBER MY NAME...YOU'LL BE SCREAMING IT LATER > ************ > YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME > ************* > DON'T WORRY. IT'LL ONLY SEEM KINKY THE FIRST TIME....... > ************* > OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY.... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME > ************* > WHY DO PEOPLE WITH CLOSED MINDS ALWAYS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS? > ************ > I'M MULTI-TALENTED: I CAN TALK AND PISS YOU OFF AT THE SAME TIME > ************* > YOU, ME, WHIPPED CREAM, HANDCUFFS. ANY QUESTIONS? > ************* > DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT END UP WITH ME > ************* > YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP > ************* > ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE > ************* > I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE > ************* > HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? > ************* > SORRY I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT. > ************* > IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY > ************* > NOBODY KNOWS I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR > ***** > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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