Re: O.T. - sports commentator bloopers - a little racy but funny

September 27, 2002

LOL, Kathe! I especially like #10.

Fwd: Fw: Sports Commentators

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Here are some comments made by sports commentators

that I'm sure they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the OlympicSnatch and

Jerk Event: " This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw

her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was

amazing. "

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This is

really a lovely horse and I speak from personal

experience since I once mounted her mother. "

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: " The lead car is

absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind

it which is exactly identical to the one in front of

the similar one in back. "

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: " I owe a lot to my

parents, especially my mother and father. "

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: " Sure there have been

injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of

them were really that serious. "

6. Baseball announcer: " If history repeats itself, I

should think we can expect the same thing again. "

7. Basketball analyst: " He dribbles a lot and the

opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all

over their faces. "

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:

" Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Camridge

president is hugging the cox of the Oxfordcrew. "

9. Metro Radio, College Football: " n Dicks is

everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on

the field. "

10. US Open TV Commentator: " One of the reasons Arnie

Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final

round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.

Oh my God, what have I just said? "

Kathe in Ca

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