OT ---DRIVING IN HEAVEN.........

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Driving in Heaven

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, Saint. met

them

there. Saint. said, " I know that you guys are forgiven because

you're

here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. You have

to

have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of car you get

will

depend on your answer. "

The first guy walks up and asks the first guy, " How long were you

married? " The first guy says, " 24 years. " Did you ever cheat on your

wife? "

asked. The guy said, " Yeah, 7 times... but you said I was forgiven. "

said, " Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive. "

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from . The second

guy said, " I was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that

was

our first year and we really worked it out good. " said, " I'm pleased

to hear that, here's a Lincoln. "

The 3rd guy walked up and said, " , I know what you're going to ask. I

was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated

my

wife like a queen! " said, " That's what I like to hear. Here's a

Jaguar! "

A few days later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy

with

the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked the guy with the

Jaguar what was wrong, he said, " I just saw my wife, she was on a

skateboard! "