SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO

[Guest guest]

TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HMO:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter's.

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include " Take a left when

you enter the trailer park. "

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is " Gus " from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is " An

apple a day. "

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to

Goodwill last month.

(4) " The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network

charges " ! is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is " embalming. "

(2) With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different

colors with little " ME " so on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HMO:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and

duct tape.

[Guest guest]

That is so cute. But it WOULD be nice if real tongue depressors came in

Fudgsicle flavor. LOL

Love and Hugs

Stacey in PA