Re: OT - joke - a little racy

[Guest guest]

LOL! How true!

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> Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very

> attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a

> single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel

> much luckier when I'm completely nude. "

>

> With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,

> " Mama needs new clothes! " Then she hollered... " YES! YES! I WON! I WON! "

> She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked

> up all the money, chips, and clothes and quickly departed.

>

> The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them

> asked, " What did she roll? "

>

> The other answered, " I don't know I thought YOU were watching! "

>

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> Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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