blonde joke

[Guest guest]

(I'm entitled to tell blonde jokes cause I was a true blond from age 2

through

6....... : )

A beautiful blonde woman went down South and tried to buy a pair of

alligator shoes. No store in the little town carried such fancy items,

so she said, " Darn! I guess I'll have to shoot a gator. " So she

purchased a rifle and headed for the swamp. A little while later the

sheriff received several calls from local folks saying there was a

wild-eyed blonde lady standing in the swamp shooting gators. The

sheriff drove out and saw 5 dead gators lying belly-up on the ground.

The blonde lady blasted off another shot and heaved another big ol'

gator up on the bank and flipped him over on his back. " DANG! " she

cried out. " This one doesn't have shoes either! "

Tess : )