Guest guest Posted August 30, 2008 Report Share Posted August 30, 2008 Firoz Borle ( 2002) A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks What do they do here? " Â He is told " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. " Â The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Â Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, " What do they do here? " Â He is told " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. " Â " But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? Â " Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home... " Dr. Firoz Rajiv Borle Medical officer, Kharangna Gode PHC, Wardha Share files, take polls, and make new friends - all under one roof. Go to http://in.promos.yahoo.com/groups/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 Awesome.........so true for the India which we see now...... aasawari91 looking towards an experience of Ramadan in the deserts.... > > Subject: A Desi in hell > To: mgims > Date: Sunday, 31 August, 2008, 12:55 AM > Firoz Borle ( 2002) > > > > > > A desi dies > and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different > hell for each > country. He goes first to the German hell and asks What do > they do > here? " > > He is told > " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. > Then they lay you on a bed > of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in > and whips you for the > rest of the day. " > > The man does > not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He > checks out the USA hell as > well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that > they are all more or > less the same as the German hell. > > Then he comes > to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line > of people waiting to > get in. Amazed he asks, " What do they do here? " > > He is told > " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. > Then they lay you on a bed > of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in > and whips you for the > rest of the day. " > > " But that is > exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so > many people waiting > to get in? > > " Because > there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does > not work, someone > stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public > servant, so he comes in, > punches his time-card and then goes back home... " > > Dr. Firoz Rajiv Borle > > Medical officer, > > Kharangna Gode PHC, > > Wardha > > > Share files, take polls, and make new friends - all > under one roof. Go to http://in.promos.yahoo.com/groups/ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 31, 2008 Report Share Posted August 31, 2008 Good one. Malini From: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf Of firoz borle Sent: 30 August 2008 20:25 To: mgims Subject: A Desi in hell Firoz Borle ( 2002) A desi dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks What do they do here? " He is told " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. " The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, " What do they do here? " He is told " First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day. " " But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in? " Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home... " Dr. Firoz Rajiv Borle Medical officer, Kharangna Gode PHC, Wardha Share files, take polls, and make new friends - all under one roof. Go to http://in.promos.yahoo.com/groups/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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