Re: Joke (clean, long)

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In India, there has been a 4,000 year- old OTC pharmaceutical called

tentex forte that I gave to my Pharm.D friend to check out head-to head (so to

speak) with the higher potency of Viagra ($10./pill vs. 30 cents/pill.) And

Wha'd'ya think? Yes, this age-old Indian stuff was better! Also an aphrodisiac

for women too, & safer than the V. stuff. May be a contributing reason to why

they have 5 times the population we do. How did I find it? was researching

products for my health website (doesn't exist yet because I always have more

plans than I can do) Only in American Pharm. Industry: why produce something

that sells for 30 cents & works when you can charge $10. for something to does

the same thing that has to be prescribed by dox?

Ken

At 03:40 AM 10/4/98 -0500, you wrote:

>From: lynmari@... (Lynda Gottschalk)

>

>Three cheers for Viagra!

>Thanks to the folks at Pfizer Inc., Americans both male and female are

>cheering the end of male impotence.

>Well, I've got news for you, ladies: Already development at Pfizer's

>Male

>Behavioral Health Laboratory (staffed entirely by female scientists, by

>the

>way) are a dozen or so other new drugs which - if perfected and deemed

>safe

>for humans - promise to alter your man's chemistry in yet more ways

>which

>should suit your fancy.

>Here are some of the most promising, courtesy of my super-secret sources

>inserted deep within the company.

>DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips

>caused

>72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,

>compared to

>a control group of 0.2 percent.

>PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to

>actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

>CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge

>to

>perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and

> " little

>accidents. "

>COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men admin-

>istered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.

>Currently

>being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

>BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to

>buy

>their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after talking this drug for

>only

>two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a

>period

>longer than your favorites store's return limit. NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the

>exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing

>clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents. NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug

>had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports

>and actually converse with other family members.

>FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases

>back

>into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car

>rides.

>FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with

>O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Expecially useful for men on Viagra. PRYAGRA

>- About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test

>group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other

>people.

>Note: Apparent over-dose turned three test subjects into " special

>prosecutors. "

>LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked

>about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and

>Presidential Strength Versions.

>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lyn

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