Re: Diet tips for the holidays (Humor)

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Diet tips for the holidays (Humor)

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><< HOLIDAY DIET TIPS

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> 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

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> 2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out.

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> 3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the

> same amount.

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> 4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any

> chocolate used for energy, Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten whole), and

>Haagen-Dazs

> ice cream.

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> 5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are

a

> part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel.

> This includes (but is not limited to) MilkDuds, popcorn with butter,

Junior

> Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.

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> 6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage

causes

> calorie leakage.

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> 7. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.

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> 8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked

>off.

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> 9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of Santa.

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> 10. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward. >>

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