Guest guest Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Passing this on with permission From: Johanna Mattern Sent: Thursday, December 11, 2008 12:29 PM To: jmatternallen@... Subject: Golden Globe Nominations From today’s Golden Globe Nominations: BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE TOM CRUISE – TROPIC THUNDER ROBERT DOWNEY JR. –TROPIC THUNDER http://www.goldenglobes.org/news/id/104 Of course we know they’ll use the “never go full retard” clip to introduce Downey Jr,’s nomination on the award show broadcast. Mr. Downey Jr. or Mr. Cruise, in case you need help with your *acceptance* speeches, here are a couple you could use: And feel free to glean from mine: “I’d like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for demonstrating complete ignorance and absence of cultural competency in nominating these actors and this film and for setting back the cause of disability rights 50 years. Oh, and same to you Mr. Spielberg, Mr. Stiller, Mr. Downey Jr. and Mr. Cruise—‘cause our lives are just not hard enough—thanks, thanks a lot. [jerks]” Johanna Johanna Mattern http://www.caringbridge.org/visit/jackhenry The best exercise for the human heart is reaching down to lift someone else up. ~ Tim Russert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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