RE:[AutBehProb]Dr. Seuss' version of IEP's

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If you have a child with special needs that attends school you willappreciate this.Dr. Seuss' IEP's(Rhythm from Green Eggs & Ham)Do you like these IEPs?I do not like these IEPsI do not like them, Geez LouiseWe test, we check,We plan, we meetBut nothing ever seems complete.Would you, could you like the form?I do not like the form I seeNot page 1, not 2, not 3.Another change,A brand new box,I think we all Have lost our rocks.Could you all meet here or there?We could not all meet here or thereWe cannot all fit anywhere!Not in a roomNot in the hallThere seems to be no space at all.Would you, could you meet again?I cannot meet again next weekNo lunch, no prepPlease hear me speakNo, not at dusk. No, not at dawnAt 4 p.m. I should be goneCould you hear while I speak out?Would you write the words they spout?I could not hear, I could not writeThis does not need to be a fightSign here, date thereMark this, check thatBeware the student's ad-vo-cat(e)You do not like themSo you sayTry again, try again!And you mayIf you will let me beI will try againYou'll seeSay!I almost like these IEP's!I think I'll write six thousand threeAnd I will practice day and nightUntil they say"You've got it right!"