Guest guest Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 I. Just. Don't. Get. It. Is it really that hard NOT to make smacky slimy chewy noises when you eat? Is it really that hard to actually pick up your feet when you walk instead of shuffle shuffle shuffle? I've tried. It's not easier. In fact, it takes a great deal of effort to chew with your mouth open and make disgusting noises...more so than just chewing silently with mouth closed. And though the foot shufflers seem to be too exhausted and world weary to pick up their feet with each step, it actually takes MUCH more effort to drag them along...friction, right? Like I said, I tried all of the above. The path of least resistance involves fewer irritating noises. What's the payoff for all the effort? Does the food taste better? Maybe you wear out your shoes faster and can indulge in new footwear more often? I know! You're getting excercise! Sure, people around you may hate you for being so gross and annoying, but the svelte glutes and strong jaw are so totally worth it, aren't they? Join the hundreds, nay, thousands of people out there in the world who are on the Smack Shuffle regime! Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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