re why we feel rejected.

[Guest guest]

Astroshambu wrote:

" One of the most commonly withhold or concealed things by the

parents is tentative of abortion (afflicted moon). "

If you have got afflicted moons, afflicted parents or afflicted whatevers, we

have an absolutely brilliant sangoma by the name of Sipho Xaba who has been able

to cure anything under the moon (excuse the expression). Go to

http://www.SiphoXaba.co.za/shopping/FufunyanianeTransmitters/moon & parents.htm

to order your application specific Teleconnetic Fufunyane Transmitters. Packaged

in packs of fifty or a hundred, each fufunyane smells and looks omenously like

it has been manufactured from cattle dung, but don't let appearances deceive you

for one moment. The power of each fufunyane is potentially devastating!

If you think that the moon has offended you, you should smoke some of the sweet

scented leaves that come with the fufunyane in a pipe known as the Horn Of

Courage, a proven battle recipe which emanates from Shaka's day, before

carefully removing one fufunyane from the pack. Point the fufunyane straight at

the moon and be sure that no other satelites are in the path. Then if you are

sure that the path is clear, say out loud:

" fufunyane! wenzana fufunyiane! "

The cause of offence brought on by the moon should discipate instantly. You must

be very careful, though since the last repairs to the Hubble Telescope were

actually occasioned by the injudicious and thoughtless use of a teleconetic

fufunyane transmitter by an inconsiderate user!

If you think that your parents have offended you, get them to stand before you.

Smoke the Horn of Courage as previously described. Remove two fufunyanes from

the pack as described before and point the fufunyanes at each of them. Now, say

out loud:

" Wenzana wena bled fool! "

Once again, the cause of the offense should discipate immediately, but if it

doesn't, saying the words " skebengu " or " hlupa " should do the trick.

O, I forgot one thing. Whenever you remove a fufunyane from the package, please

make sure you hold it by the right end, else you might afflict your ancestors

with the moon! Symptoms that something has gone wrong is when the ancestors sit

like dogs, pointing their noses to the moon and howling incessantly!

Seriously though, this is a list for the discussion of diabetes related issues

and the way in which they impact on the blind sufferer. Articles from Bhadra

Dasi or who ever he/she/it is, are not welcome here. So please refrain from your

inconsiderate act of posting them in future.

Cheers.

" I will lead the blind by ways they have not known, along unfamiliar paths I

will guide them; I will turn the darkness into light before them and make the

rough places smooth. These are the things I will do; I will not forsake them. "

(Isaiah 42 verse 16)