Re: PMS

[Guest guest]

You've got a sick sense of humor to post this here.

PMS

> Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a

> light bulb?

>

> A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else

in

> this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb

> is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS

> before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they

> wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've

been

> in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by

some

> miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they

> dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the

> STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT

WOULD

> BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!

BECAUSE

> NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE

HAVEN'T

> ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE

> 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN

ARMY

> TO CLEAN THIS...

> I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

>

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