Guest guest Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Sharon that's hysterical!!!! Luv anne You don't have to be handicapped to be different.Everybody's different!Kim Peek Mouse Balls and Mouse Ball Inspectors: I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo wasquite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last coupleof sentences. 'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, itmay need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field ReplacementUnits). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouseballs should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining theunderside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of themouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls arereplaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handlingcan result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimumcustomer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel incharge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls isan unhappy customer.' Sharon in NW Washington Knitting is...time and love made tangible. Alison Hyde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 YA, double meaning all the way! Sharon in NW Washington Knitting is...time and love made tangible. Alison Hyde Sharon that's hysterical!!!! Luv anne You don't have to be handicapped to be different.Everybody's different!Kim Peek Mouse Balls and Mouse Ball Inspectors: I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo wasquite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last coupleof sentences. 'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, itmay need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field ReplacementUnits). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouseballs should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining theunderside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of themouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls arereplaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handlingcan result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimumcustomer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel incharge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls isan unhappy customer.' Sharon in NW Washington Knitting is...time and love made tangible. Alison Hyde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 How are you doing, Sharon, been some time since you completed treatment, right? If you know how this works, let me know!!! Sharon in NW Washington Knitting is...time and love made tangible. Alison Hyde > > > THIS IS REALLY NEAT, IT WORKS!!!> > YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT> > Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood > anyway-but your waiter may know!> > YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH> > This is pretty neat> > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!> > It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . Be sure > you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!> > This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.> > > > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like > to go out to eat.> > (more than once but less than 10)> > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)> > 3. Add 5> > 4. Multiply it by 50> > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... If you > haven't, add 1757.> > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.> > You should have a three digit number> > The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many > times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)> > The next two numbers are YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)> > THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND> > WHILE IT LASTS> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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