Top 10 Reasons God Created Aspies in His Own Image

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Top 10 Reasons God Created Aspies in His Own Image

10. Thinks In An Innovative Way: The Platypus

9. Does Things In His Own Way In His Own Time

8. Likes Structure, Order & Repetition: Four seasons, Day always

follows Night, Every Top has a Bottom, Etc.

7. Speaks in a Very Formal Manner: Read The Bible

6. Socially Withdrawn: Let's Jesus and Moses do all the talking

5. Episodes of Emotional Outburst: Noah's Flood, Sodom & Gomorrah

4. Light Sensitive: Rotation of the Earth is another way of putting

the sun on a dimmer switch.

3. Self-Interest: First Commandment " You will have no other God before

me. "

2. Stimming: Loves Spinning Objects (i.e. The Atom, Rotation of

the Earth, Planetary Orbits)

1. Hyperfocus: Created Earth in 6 days then rested on the 7th because

he shut down from sensory overload.