Guest guest Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Going by the available evidence against eating cholesterol the following should happen. Every time someone gets into an automobile it increases their risk of dying in an auto accident. So all automobiles should be banned. Every time someone climbs a ladder they increase their risk of dying in a fall, so all ladders should be banned. Every time someone plugs in an electrical cord they increase their risk of being electrocuted, so all electrical cords should be banned. Every time someone goes near water they increase their risk of drowning, so all swimming pools should be banned and all beaches closed. Also, all bridges should be built so there is absolutely no possibility of anyone driving, jumping or falling off them. Every time a baby gets up and tries to walk they increase their chances of falling and hitting their head and dying. So baby should ever be allowed to walk. Feel free to add to this list. Judith Alta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Everytime someone takes a bath it increases the risk of slipping and cracking the head. Bathtubs should be banned or at least require a helmet. Sharon --- In , " Judith Alta " <jaltak@v...> wrote: > Going by the available evidence against eating cholesterol the following > should happen. > > Every time someone gets into an automobile it increases their risk of dying > in an auto accident. So all automobiles should be banned. > > Every time someone climbs a ladder they increase their risk of dying in a > fall, so all ladders should be banned. > > Every time someone plugs in an electrical cord they increase their risk of > being electrocuted, so all electrical cords should be banned. > > Every time someone goes near water they increase their risk of drowning, so > all swimming pools should be banned and all beaches closed. Also, all > bridges should be built so there is absolutely no possibility of anyone > driving, jumping or falling off them. > > Every time a baby gets up and tries to walk they increase their chances of > falling and hitting their head and dying. So baby should ever be allowed to > walk. > > Feel free to add to this list. > > Judith Alta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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