Guest guest Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 LOL! So if it was too good to keep to yourself, does that mean I have permission to cross-post it? At 03:37 PM 2/15/04 -0500, you wrote: > Let's lighten the pot with a giggle - Food related, of course! > > This was much too good to keep to myself. > > Judith Alta > > ========================================== > > In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and > cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of > all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. > > Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created ice cream and > " " And > " " " I'll have another with > " And lo they gained 10 pounds. > > " " > > And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and garlic > toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts > following the repast. > > " I have sent you heart healthy vegetable and > " > > And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp, chicken-fried > steak so big it needed its own platter and chocolate cheesecake > for dessert. And Man's glucose levels spiked through the roof. > > God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might > lose those extra pounds. > > And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man > would not have to toil changing the channels. And man and woman > laughed and cried before the flickering light and started > wearing stretch jogging suits. > > Then God brought forth lean meat so that Man might consume fewer > calories and still satisfy his appetite. > > And Satan created the 99-cent double cheeseburger, and said, > " " " Yes! And super > " And Man went into cardiac arrest. > > God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. > > And Satan created HMOs. > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 15, 2004 Report Share Posted February 15, 2004 Of course! It just came into my mailbox from a friend who loves to pass such things around. Judith Alta -----Original Message----- From: F. Jewett [mailto:mfjewett@...] LOL! So if it was too good to keep to yourself, does that mean I have permission to cross-post it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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