Guest guest Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 At 06:10 PM 3/9/04 -0500, you wrote: >one thing though, don't be afraid to just get up in the middle of a >meeting if you have to -- if they ask what you're doing, simply reply >politely that you're going to the ladies' room. if they're smart, they'll >agree that a break would be good. if they're not and they ask why, smile >kindly and say " i'm menstruating, and i need to take care of it. " i >guarantee they'll never bug you about it again! (ok, perhaps that will seem >a bit over the top for your situation. though, i've done it!) > Okay, I've been following this topic but not said anything till now, much though I've wanted to at time. Katja, I just can't let this one go. ROTLMAO!! Actually, I've found that if they're stupid enough to ask " why? " after you've just said " I'm going to the ladies room " , it works just FINE to stare at them and say " Because I have to pee. " However, when faced with a truly difficult situation ... I can't help but remember one memorable moment. I was having a bit of a rough day, not exactly Little Miss Peppy. This one guy was apparently bored and kept trying to talk to me about trivial crap (yes, this was at work) - me, I was just trying to get my work done so I could go home and fall over. He kept saying " , what's wrong, you're not happy today? " ... " I don't feel well, Kurt, please go away and let me get this done. " Repeat, for what seemed ad nauseum. Finally, he came up to me AGAIN a few hours later and got all smarmy and said " What's wrong? " After deciding that taking a knife to him would probably get me, ya know, arrested ... I just looked at him and said " I'm bleeding to death, and you're REALLY pissing me off right now. " Dead silence. For about thirty seconds. Yes, it actually took him 30 whole seconds to process that. " Oh. " He never bothered me again, not that day nor any other. Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Blessed relief!!!! MFJ There are no stupid questions, but there are plenty of silly ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 At 10:39 PM 3/9/2004, you wrote: >He never bothered me again, not that day nor any other. yay mary! a woman after my own heart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 At 10:10 AM 3/10/04 -0500, you wrote: > At 10:39 PM 3/9/2004, you wrote: >>He never bothered me again, not that day nor any other. > > yay mary! a woman after my own heart! LOL. I may be after your heart, but you're after my verbal mannerisms. For the past week or two, I've found myself both writing and saying " because, ya know ... " ... as in " because you can, ya know, get arrested for that. " The word " Wheeee!!! " has also come into play a few times. Maybe I'm just too easily influenced. First kefir-drinking, now THIS! *gasp* MFJ There are no stupid questions, but there are plenty of silly ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 10, 2004 Report Share Posted March 10, 2004 one thing though, don't be afraid to just get up in the middle of a > meeting if you have to -- if they ask what you're doing, simply reply > politely that you're going to the ladies' room. if they're smart, they'll > agree that a break would be good. if they're not and they ask why, smile > kindly and say " i'm menstruating, and i need to take care of it. " i > guarantee they'll never bug you about it again! (ok, perhaps that will seem > a bit over the top for your situation. though, i've done it!) katja My last, forever me work for an employer job was as a bank teller. They'd downsized so much that at lunchtimes there was one teller and the branch manager was the relief teller. Asked " her " to relieve me to go to ladie's room saying it couldn't wait, which should be obvious to a woman. All you can say through the phone with a customer in front of you. She refused with no reason and did not have a customer at the time. Gave my resignation few weeks later listing that and all other employee rights violations, personal and ethical reasons. Wanita Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 At 07:30 PM 3/10/2004, you wrote: > > yay mary! a woman after my own heart! > >LOL. I may be after your heart, but you're after my verbal mannerisms. >For the past week or two, I've found myself both writing and saying > " because, ya know ... " ... as in " because you can, ya know, get arrested >for that. " > >The word " Wheeee!!! " has also come into play a few times. > >Maybe I'm just too easily influenced. First kefir-drinking, now THIS! >*gasp* muahahahahaha! <rubs hands together evilly> my plan for total world domination is nearly complete!! -katja. you may refer to me as You Eminence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 11, 2004 Report Share Posted March 11, 2004 At 10:48 AM 3/11/04 -0500, you wrote: ><> my plan for total world > domination is nearly complete!! > > -katja. you may refer to me as You Eminence. Fine. You may refer to me as Godessa. Or Rupert. Whichever floats your boat. MFJ There are no stupid questions, but there are plenty of silly ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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