Guest guest Posted July 24, 1999 Report Share Posted July 24, 1999 Greetings: I normally don't post these, but this one is clean and funny. gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. " I've got a problem, " says Buffy. " What's the matter? " asks . " Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges, " she tells him. " What's the picture of? " asks . " It's of a big Rooster, " replies Buffy. " All right, " says , " I'll come over and have a look. " So he goes over to Buffy's house and she shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. looks at the jigsaw and then turns to Buffy and says, " For Pete's sake - put the Cornflakes back in the Box! " Be Blest, D. -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To those who read this: I RESPOND TO NEW ICQ'S when sufficient information is provided for me to make a decision. All others are deleted. Reach me by ICQ. My ICQ# is 24385601. * Page me online http://wwp.icq.com/24385601 * Send me E-mail Express directly to my computer screen 24385601@... * You may visit my Personal ICQ Homepage: http://members.icq.com/24385601 For downloading ICQ at http://www.icq.com/ For adding similar signatures to your e-mail go to: http://www.icq.com/emailsig.html E. Darwent ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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