RE: little men (was milk in glass bottles)

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 8/1/04 8:00:43 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

sand8013@... writes:

> Geez, Suze!!! Don't you know there's a little man in the fridge that turns

> it on and off???

I find that mine goes on strike from time to time, especially during times

where he's given the opportunity of collusion with the several little men who

are responsible for damming and undamming the barage of water flowing through my

toilet. It appears the latter have objections to the " shitty " working

conditions under which they labor, particularly the lack of wet suit provisions

and

the smell. The former appears to have no independent grievances, save

" solidarity " or some such other marxist formulation. It is for this reason I

can ill

afford them any opportunity for friendship, nor mere lunch breaks together

(and in any case I frequently require their services around meal times). If

anyone has successfully contracted the services of a temp agency specializing in

the labor of these little blue men, please keep me informed. I must prevent a

union at all costs.

I fear Suze has gone soft, out of misallocated concern for the " little guy. "

Chris

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In a message dated 8/1/04 9:48:01 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

slethnobotanist@... writes:

> No no. Here is the problem. You have to get your little men interested

> in the primal diet. This will successfully head off any union activity.

> On occasion they may complain about the smell but eating shit will make

> them far more efficient at the job and they will be happy about it. The

> occasional backup will only be from the accelerated detox they are

> experiencing as a result. I tried to tell Suze this little secret about

> these little men long ago but she insists her little man in the fridge

> box is just out to cause trouble.

I'm afraid that enough enmity may have already developed from our seemingly

opposed interests, that any words encouraging such a diet may be lost on them,

and I fear it may be futile to attempt to re-establish trust between us,

especially while they are still on the SLAOMD (Standard Little

Appliance-Operating

Man Diet). Is there an advocate of the primal diet of their kind currently

lecturing, and might he be coming Mass-ward any time soon?

Also, should the shit be lacto-fermented?

Chris

[Guest guest]

ROTFLMAO

:-D :-D :-D

I'm laughing so much I can hardly type.

Cheers,

Tas'.

Re: little men (was milk in glass bottles)

In a message dated 8/1/04 8:00:43 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

sand8013@... writes:

> Geez, Suze!!! Don't you know there's a little man in the fridge that turns

> it on and off???

I find that mine goes on strike from time to time, especially during times

where he's given the opportunity of collusion with the several little men who

are responsible for damming and undamming the barage of water flowing through

my

toilet. It appears the latter have objections to the " shitty " working

conditions under which they labor, particularly the lack of wet suit

provisions and

the smell. The former appears to have no independent grievances, save

" solidarity " or some such other marxist formulation. It is for this reason I

can ill

afford them any opportunity for friendship, nor mere lunch breaks together

(and in any case I frequently require their services around meal times). If

anyone has successfully contracted the services of a temp agency specializing

in

the labor of these little blue men, please keep me informed. I must prevent a

union at all costs.

I fear Suze has gone soft, out of misallocated concern for the " little guy. "

Chris

[Guest guest]

On Sun, 1 Aug 2004 20:45:36 EDT

ChrisMasterjohn@... wrote:

> In a message dated 8/1/04 8:00:43 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

> sand8013@... writes:

>

>

> > Geez, Suze!!! Don't you know there's a little man in the fridge that turns

> > it on and off???

>

> I find that mine goes on strike from time to time, especially during times

> where he's given the opportunity of collusion with the several little men who

> are responsible for damming and undamming the barage of water flowing through

my

> toilet. It appears the latter have objections to the " shitty " working

> conditions under which they labor, particularly the lack of wet suit

provisions and

> the smell. The former appears to have no independent grievances, save

> " solidarity " or some such other marxist formulation. It is for this reason I

can ill

> afford them any opportunity for friendship, nor mere lunch breaks together

> (and in any case I frequently require their services around meal times). If

> anyone has successfully contracted the services of a temp agency specializing

in

> the labor of these little blue men, please keep me informed. I must prevent a

> union at all costs.

>

> I fear Suze has gone soft, out of misallocated concern for the " little guy. "

No no. Here is the problem. You have to get your little men interested

in the primal diet. This will successfully head off any union activity.

On occasion they may complain about the smell but eating shit will make

them far more efficient at the job and they will be happy about it. The

occasional backup will only be from the accelerated detox they are

experiencing as a result. I tried to tell Suze this little secret about

these little men long ago but she insists her little man in the fridge

box is just out to cause trouble.

War, the God That Failed

http://tinyurl.com/2npch

" They told just the same,

That just because a tyrant has the might

By force of arms to murder men downright

And burn down house and home and leave all flat

They call the man a captain, just for that.

But since an outlaw with his little band

Cannot bring half such mischief on the land

Or be the cause of so much harm and grief,

He only earns the title of a thief. "

--Geoffrey Chaucer, The Manciple's Tale

[Guest guest]

>>>Also, should the shit be lacto-fermented?<<<

I'm thinking if you've been eating plenty of l-f foods, it should be fine.

Cheers,

Tas'.

[Guest guest]

On Sun, 1 Aug 2004 21:56:59 EDT

ChrisMasterjohn@... wrote:

> In a message dated 8/1/04 9:48:01 PM Eastern Daylight Time,

> slethnobotanist@... writes:

> Also, should the shit be lacto-fermented?

>

> Chris

According to the maharishi yogi and most prominent purveyor of the

primal diet, shit should be dried but no need to tell the little men, as they

know not what an " AV " is

" They told just the same,

That just because a tyrant has the might

By force of arms to murder men downright

And burn down house and home and leave all flat

They call the man a captain, just for that.

But since an outlaw with his little band

Cannot bring half such mischief on the land

Or be the cause of so much harm and grief,

He only earns the title of a thief. "

--Geoffrey Chaucer, The Manciple's Tale

[Guest guest]

> Re: little men (was milk in glass bottles)

>> I fear Suze has gone soft, out of misallocated concern for the

> " little guy. "

>

>No no. Here is the problem. You have to get your little men interested

>in the primal diet. This will successfully head off any union activity.

>On occasion they may complain about the smell but eating shit will make

>them far more efficient at the job and they will be happy about it. The

>occasional backup will only be from the accelerated detox they are

>experiencing as a result. I tried to tell Suze this little secret about

>these little men long ago but she insists her little man in the fridge

>box is just out to cause trouble.

Who said it was a little *man* anyways?? Geez, you guys are so sexist as

usual - men run the world, and the little ones run the fridge light and the

toilets. Well I'll have you know that i have a little *lady* in my fridge

keeping the light on. Yessiree, and she can cause trouble as good as any

little man can, and she can unionize just as good as any little man can and

she govern the fridge activities just as good as any little man can, and she

can tax all the other little appliance people just as good as any little man

can, and she can wage a war with the little man evil doers who steal socks

out of the dryer just as good as any little man can.

Yep. Little ladies are capable of leading a nation of little appliance

people as competently as any little man can. And don't you forget it!

Suze Fisher

Lapdog Design, Inc.

Web Design & Development

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3shjg

Weston A. Price Foundation Chapter Leader, Mid Coast Maine

http://www.westonaprice.org

----------------------------

" The diet-heart idea (the idea that saturated fats and cholesterol cause

heart disease) is the greatest scientific deception of our times. " --

Mann, MD, former Professor of Medicine and Biochemistry at Vanderbilt

University, Tennessee; heart disease researcher.

The International Network of Cholesterol Skeptics

<http://www.thincs.org>

----------------------------

[Guest guest]

>>>Who said it was a little *man* anyways?? Geez, you guys are so sexist as

usual - men run the world, and the little ones run the fridge light and the

toilets. Well I'll have you know that i have a little *lady* in my fridge

keeping the light on. Yessiree, and she can cause trouble as good as any

little man can, and she can unionize just as good as any little man can and

she govern the fridge activities just as good as any little man can, and she

can tax all the other little appliance people just as good as any little man

can, and she can wage a war with the little man evil doers who steal socks

out of the dryer just as good as any little man can.

Yep. Little ladies are capable of leading a nation of little appliance

people as competently as any little man can. And don't you forget it!<<<

I say give the toilet job to the little man and the fridge job to the little

lady.

Cheers,

Tas'.

[Guest guest]

>Yep. Little ladies are capable of leading a nation of little appliance

>people as competently as any little man can. And don't you forget it!

>

>

>Suze Fisher

Yeah sister! Plus the little ladies can begat more little ladies and

men to keep the lights alit (perhaps with a bit of assist from a little

man ... or are they hermaphoditic?)

-- Heidi Jean

[Guest guest]

> RE: little men (was milk in glass bottles)

>

>

>

>>Yep. Little ladies are capable of leading a nation of little appliance

>>people as competently as any little man can. And don't you forget it!

>>

>>

>>Suze Fisher

>

>Yeah sister! Plus the little ladies can begat more little ladies and

>men to keep the lights alit (perhaps with a bit of assist from a little

>man ... or are they hermaphoditic?)

Yeh, the nerve of those guys assuming only little *men* can be good

statists. <weg>

As for hermaphroditic - nah...but there's always immaculate conception with

the fridge gods. ;-)

Suze Fisher

Lapdog Design, Inc.

Web Design & Development

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3shjg

Weston A. Price Foundation Chapter Leader, Mid Coast Maine

http://www.westonaprice.org

----------------------------

" The diet-heart idea (the idea that saturated fats and cholesterol cause

heart disease) is the greatest scientific deception of our times. " --

Mann, MD, former Professor of Medicine and Biochemistry at Vanderbilt

University, Tennessee; heart disease researcher.

The International Network of Cholesterol Skeptics

<http://www.thincs.org>

----------------------------

[Guest guest]

On Sun, 1 Aug 2004 23:03:19 -0400

" Suze Fisher " <s.fisher22@...> wrote:

>

> > Re: little men (was milk in glass bottles)

>

>

> >> I fear Suze has gone soft, out of misallocated concern for the

> > " little guy. "

> >

> >No no. Here is the problem. You have to get your little men interested

> >in the primal diet. This will successfully head off any union activity.

> >On occasion they may complain about the smell but eating shit will make

> >them far more efficient at the job and they will be happy about it. The

> >occasional backup will only be from the accelerated detox they are

> >experiencing as a result. I tried to tell Suze this little secret about

> >these little men long ago but she insists her little man in the fridge

> >box is just out to cause trouble.

>

>

> Who said it was a little *man* anyways?? Geez, you guys are so sexist as

> usual - men run the world, and the little ones run the fridge light and the

> toilets. Well I'll have you know that i have a little *lady* in my fridge

> keeping the light on. Yessiree, and she can cause trouble as good as any

> little man can, and she can unionize just as good as any little man can and

> she govern the fridge activities just as good as any little man can, and she

> can tax all the other little appliance people just as good as any little man

> can, and she can wage a war with the little man evil doers who steal socks

> out of the dryer just as good as any little man can.

>

> Yep. Little ladies are capable of leading a nation of little appliance

> people as competently as any little man can. And don't you forget it!

>

>

Ahhh yes, the joy of being a statist. So that is what womens liberation

was all about. Geez, I can't believe I didn't get that! How absolutely

patronizing and downright sexist of the little men to keep that

satisfaction from the little ladies.

War, the God That Failed

http://tinyurl.com/2npch

" They told just the same,

That just because a tyrant has the might

By force of arms to murder men downright

And burn down house and home and leave all flat

They call the man a captain, just for that.

But since an outlaw with his little band

Cannot bring half such mischief on the land

Or be the cause of so much harm and grief,

He only earns the title of a thief. "

--Geoffrey Chaucer, The Manciple's Tale