Guest guest Posted July 17, 2004 Report Share Posted July 17, 2004 If you can keep it moderate and it helps you relax and feel good then i think it is good for you. Sometimes i try to eliminate something from my diet to make myself healthier and it makes me neurotic, stressed out and uptight. So, not healthy in the end. Psychology and emotion powerfully affect physical health. Elaine > I'd like to elicit an argument that single malt scotch is good for me, and > that I should consume it in moderate quantities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 >>>I'd like to elicit an argument that single malt scotch is good for me, and that I should consume it in moderate quantities. Not entirely friviously, Gene<<< This might help ****************** My kind of logic..... Diet and exercise misconceptions. Some serious thought went into this.... Q: I've heard that Cardio-vascular exercise can prolong Life. Is this true? A: Your Heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.... so don't waste them on Exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your Heart will not make you live longer. That's like thinking you can extend the life of your Car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a Nap. Q: Should I cut down on Meat and eat more Fruits and Vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a Cow eat? Hay and Corn. And what are these? Vegetables! So a Steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering Vegetables to your system. Need Grains? Eat Chicken. Beef is also a good source of field Grass (green leafy vegetable). A Pork Chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of Vegetable Slop. Q: Is Beer or Wine bad for me? A: Look, it all goes back to the earlier point about Fruits and Vegetables. As we all know, Scientists divide everything in the World into three categories: Animal, Mineral, and Vegetable. We all know that Beer and Wine are not Animal, and they are not on the Periodic Table of Elements, so that only leaves one thing, right? So my advice is: Have a Burger, a Beer, and enjoy your liquid Vegetables. Q: How can I calculate my Body/Fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a Body, and you have Body Fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two Bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular Exercise program? A: I can't think of a single one. Sorry. My philosophy is:- No Pain - Good. Q: Aren't Fried Foods bad for you? A: You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in Vegetable Oils. In fact they're permeated in it. How could getting more Vegetables be bad for you? Q: What's the secret to healthy eating? A: A thicker Gravy. Q: Will Sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the Middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise a Muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing Sit-ups if you want a bigger Stomach. Q: Is Chocolate bad for me? A: Are you Crazy? Cocoa Beans... Another Vegetable. It's the best feel-good Food around! Q: Shouldn't we all be in good shape? A: Of course. Round is a good shape! I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about Food and Diets. Have a great Day, and by the way have a Cookie... Flour is a Vegetable! Signed Dr. Wantabe Wouldbe. Retired Diet Analyst, and Philosopher... **************************** Cheers, Tas'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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