Bumper Stickers I'd Really Like to See & an ~off subject ~Update :)

[Guest guest]

Hi LDN gang Since finding major relief from Multiple Sclerosis,

I've found a lot more time to write and work on my personal website.

I've added several new sections and a blog too. I hope you'll find

time to visit http://MilesBooks.com, when you have a chance.

On the spir of the moment ~early this morning~ when normal humans

were sleeping,I started to forward a funny e-mail I'd recieved to

some friends...LOL... I decided to tweek it. I've found laughter to

be some of the most potent medicine...LOL... I hope you'll enjoy and

forward it on to some friends also.

~Hugs~ Russ:))

Bumper Stickers I'd Really Like To See

I still miss my Ex, but my aim is improving!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

All generalizations are false.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Sane people avoid http://MilesBooks.com .

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. At http://MilesBooks.com.

Forget the es, I keep up with the Simpsons.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Traditional Medicine had a hand in it. See " Activist Issues " at

http://MilesBooks.com.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Uncover the sad truth at http://MilesBooks.com .

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon. Ammo available at

http://MilesBooks.com.

The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Bookmark http://MilesBooks.com and make it easy to be one.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

All men are idiots, and I married their King!

Russ Miles has applied for the job. His employment app is at

http://MilesBooks.com.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and

yelling like

the passengers in his car.

Montana - At least our cows are sane!

Cows from other states were known to visit http://MilesBooks.com.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Tell them to meet you at http://MilesBooks.com.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips/

Wink, I'll do the rest!

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Aliens hang out at http://MilesBooks.com also.

No Radio - Already Stolen.

Your IQ test results are back and they're negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

Get a new reality check at http://MilesBooks.com.

Few women admit their age; few men act it!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Yes, I hang out at http://MilesBooks.com.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Learn what else they are after at http://MilesBooks.com.

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!

LAWYER: A cat who settles a dispute between 2 mice.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

It's never lonely at http://MilesBooks.com. But, who has time to eat?

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

Other fine qualities are available at http://MilesBooks.com.

Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!

Guess where he delivers to!

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Visualize Using Your Turn Signal.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Idiots andanimals have allies at http://MilesBooks.com.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, y. Now beam down my clothes.

Clothes are optional at http://MilesBooks.com.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

At Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Everybody on the planet hangs out at http://MilesBooks.com.

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