Fwd: In Honor Of Stupidity. For a lighthearted laugh...

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In Honor of Stupidity . . .In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) Also, do not use while in bathtub. duh! ==================================== On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(the shoplifter special?) =========================== On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."(and that would be???....) ============================ On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.) ======================== On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...) ======================= On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me time?) ============================== On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) =========================== On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(...I'm taking this because???....) ============================== On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to what?) ========================== On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) ============================== On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash) ========================== On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: say what?) =========================== On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ======================== On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) =========================== Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)... =============================****Blessed are the cracked: For it is they who let in the light*****

Sorry 'bout this long e-mail.....but wasn't it fun?!LOL