Guest guest Posted October 3, 2001 Report Share Posted October 3, 2001 Okay Grace.... Info for you....I am the better cook in the household....Terry has come a long way since becoming a SAHM but she will tell you...I can do ANY domestic chore as good or better than a woman....I can read directions, ask directions, I'm a bit chauvnist at times...whine when I'm sick, but have an exceptionally high pain tolerance. I can build you a house in the day and fix you a lasagna...from scratch..no canned sauce for this guy at night. I believe in feminism, but if you're gonna chant, ya better be able to hang with the big dogs.... I have a gentle touch, but will mix it up in a heart beat. I cry, I yell, I get quiet and I'm pretty freakin' funny sometimes.... And I paint Abbie's toenails..... I am a walking contradiction with tesitcles..... Ron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 3, 2001 Report Share Posted October 3, 2001 Grace, THANK YOU! A laugh like that was EXACTLY what I needed right this very minute!!!! Good one! Jacquie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 3, 2001 Report Share Posted October 3, 2001 In a message dated 10/3/2001 8:40:44 PM Eastern Daylight Time, gracekeh@... writes: > > Grace - who maintains that Terry has a great husband - but he's STILL a > Well...that's the best I can do, actually, being of the heterosexual persuasion. <G> ******Terry****** Wife to: Ron Mom to: Alec 10, NVLD - Sam 4, Autism - Abbie 3, PDD-NOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 3, 2001 Report Share Posted October 3, 2001 hehehehehehehehehe > Wrong sex, Jacquie - - read below: > > > You're complicating the issue! Sheesh! > > > > I'll walk you through it step by step... > > > > 1. You're ready to go to bed. Go into the kitchen. > > **MAN: Why would I go into the kitchen when I'm ready for bed? I'm going > to bed... gotta get me " some " . > > > 2. Fill your coffeepot with water. Dump it into the machine. > > 3. Insert filter. Add appropriate amount of coffee grounds. > > **MAN: This means somebody else should have emptied the filter before Man > reached kitchen. Nobody did, and man does not throw away used filter. > Therefore, man cannot insert filter. Step #3 cannot be completed. > > > 4. Put filter and pot into position. > > **MAN: Put something back in its place? I cannot process this information. > > > 5. Stick a post-it on the coffeemaker which reads, " Turn Me ON " (or > something less smart-ass, if you prefer) > > **MAN: A " real " man doesn't " do " notes. > > > 6. Go to bed. Dream. Snore. Whack alarm clock 17 times. > > **MAN: Finally.... a woman who thinks like me. > > > 7. Get out of bed. Stumble downstairs. > > 8. Turn coffeemaker on. > > **MAN: Too much work. This is why I got married. > > > 9. Go pee, put your contacts in, splash face with water, whatever. > > 10. Return to kitchen. At least ONE cup of hot FRESH coffee is ready to > pour. > > **MAN: I'd be too tired to go to work then. I'll stick to my cold tar-like > coffee every morning. I don't taste the difference. > > > > > It's not difficult! > > Yeah, neither is putting the seat back down - but you don't see most of them > doing this either. > > Grace > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2001 Report Share Posted October 8, 2001 ROTLMAO! Cute! If I didn't already know better I would have asked if you were gay! Wow toenails......lucky Abbie, now to really make you a god of Men paint Terrys a\while feed her grapes and you got it made! did that for me when I was 8.5 mths prego and couldn't reach.....BIG BROWNIE points add in a foot massage! a Love the last part.... I am still laughing! >Okay Grace.... > >Info for you....I am the better cook in the household....Terry has come a >long way since becoming a SAHM but she will tell you...I can do ANY domestic >chore as good or better than a woman....I can read directions, ask >directions, I'm a bit chauvnist at times...whine when I'm sick, but have an >exceptionally high pain tolerance. >I can build you a house in the day and fix you a lasagna...from scratch..no >canned sauce for this guy at night. >I believe in feminism, but if you're gonna chant, ya better be able to hang >with the big dogs.... >I have a gentle touch, but will mix it up in a heart beat. I cry, I yell, I >get quiet and I'm pretty freakin' funny sometimes.... >And I paint Abbie's toenails..... > >I am a walking contradiction with tesitcles..... > >Ron Wife to Mom to Ben (aka Godzilla) On call milk machine to Abby(aka stinkerbell) " Some days you are the Bug, some days you are the Windshield " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2001 Report Share Posted October 8, 2001 You really need to move to SF! You'd fit right in here! At 02:54 PM 10/8/2001, you wrote: >In a message dated 10/8/2001 12:29:08 PM Eastern Daylight Time, >nasusxo@... writes: > > > > ROTLMAO! Cute! If I didn't already know better I would have asked if you > > > >I am gay...a true lesbian > >Ron > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2001 Report Share Posted November 2, 2001 Wrong sex, Jacquie - - read below: > You're complicating the issue! Sheesh! > > I'll walk you through it step by step... > > 1. You're ready to go to bed. Go into the kitchen. **MAN: Why would I go into the kitchen when I'm ready for bed? I'm going to bed... gotta get me " some " . > 2. Fill your coffeepot with water. Dump it into the machine. > 3. Insert filter. Add appropriate amount of coffee grounds. **MAN: This means somebody else should have emptied the filter before Man reached kitchen. Nobody did, and man does not throw away used filter. Therefore, man cannot insert filter. Step #3 cannot be completed. > 4. Put filter and pot into position. **MAN: Put something back in its place? I cannot process this information. > 5. Stick a post-it on the coffeemaker which reads, " Turn Me ON " (or something less smart-ass, if you prefer) **MAN: A " real " man doesn't " do " notes. > 6. Go to bed. Dream. Snore. Whack alarm clock 17 times. **MAN: Finally.... a woman who thinks like me. > 7. Get out of bed. Stumble downstairs. > 8. Turn coffeemaker on. **MAN: Too much work. This is why I got married. > 9. Go pee, put your contacts in, splash face with water, whatever. > 10. Return to kitchen. At least ONE cup of hot FRESH coffee is ready to pour. **MAN: I'd be too tired to go to work then. I'll stick to my cold tar-like coffee every morning. I don't taste the difference. > > It's not difficult! Yeah, neither is putting the seat back down - but you don't see most of them doing this either. Grace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2001 Report Share Posted November 3, 2001 > > Grace - who maintains that Terry has a great husband - but he's STILL a > > > > > Well...that's the best I can do, actually, being of the heterosexual > persuasion. <G> I hear you, Terry. Me too. Grace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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