Guest guest Posted May 26, 1999 Report Share Posted May 26, 1999 A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. " Wow, " comments the midget, " Those are nice,you are truely blessed, I have never seen such big ones before " Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. " Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, " says the little fellow, " but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them. " Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's privates, and says, " Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder! " *********************************************** ******************** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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