Guest guest Posted July 28, 1999 Report Share Posted July 28, 1999 Crew, These jokes were sent to me by my brother in law, hope you like them A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. >The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball >headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. > >Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his >hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to >roll around in evident agony. > >The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. >She said, " Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I >could relieve your pain if you'd allow. " > > " Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few >minutes, " he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position >still >clasping his hands together at his crotch. > >But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently >took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, >and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. >She then asked him, " How does that feel? " > >To which he replied, " It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell. " > > > In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. " Im too young to die!! " she wails. Then she yells, Well, if Im going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable Ive had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman Well, Ive had it Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?? For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. I can make you feel like a woman,he says. > Hes gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt toward the trembling woman. > . > .. > ... > .... > ..... > ...... > ....... > ........ > ......... > .......... > ........... > .............He places his warm lips close to her hear and whispers, > . > .. > ... > .... > ..... > ...... > ....... > ........ > ......... > .......... > ........... > ............ > ............ Iron this. ----------------------- Headers -------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 16, 1999 Report Share Posted August 16, 1999 OK, before I start, let me be clear that I'm not telling anyone how to run this list. I agree that " it is what it is " and people don't have to subscribe or read any email list... That said, most email lists do try to stay somewhere within topic in order to include as many of the members as possible. Certain jokes might be really funny, and lighten the load, but imagine if we all re-sent jokes and other off-topic posts daily. That would be a lot of posts to wade through to get to the meat. Someone might easily miss a REALLY IMPORTANT piece of information buried in between rehashed humor. There are hundreds of joke sites and email lists on the net - but they do not have good info on NF2. Most email lists (and maybe this does?) have a charter that is sent to new members and occasionally to remind the group. This usually contains the list purpose and what type of posts are encouraged. This is a valuable and information forum for those of us whose families are involved with NF2. Many forums need some kind of guidelines in order to accomplish their goals. Again, since I am not the list admin, my opinion is only given as my personal experience (I run a number of lists and am a net consultant). What counts is the agreement and guidelines of the list administators and founders. I've learned a lot from this list...the power is in shared information, and I'm hoping this can continue for all of us. For that to happen, we need ALL of the parties to hang out here (Please, Jimmy!) and bless us with their insights, their experience and ..yes, sometimes a good joke. ------------------------------------------------------ Craig Issod HearthNet at http://www.hearth.com Webmaster@... Everything your Hearth Desires ------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 17, 1999 Report Share Posted August 17, 1999 I hope the joke traffic on this listserv doesn't diminish. Life is really tough out there. We all need a laugh, especially those of us with NF-2. Perhaps some of Craig Issod's thoughtful comments could be addressed by more careful attention to the " subject " line of e-mails. ie and Marie, for example, always tip us off to their jokes in the " subject " of their messages. I make " humor " the " subject " of the occasional joke I send around. Then, anyone not interested in the jokes could just delete them, unread. Or if you're like me, you can read them first ... It's true that there are dedicated joke sites on the Internet. But one of the charms of the NF-2 listserv is that it offers a bit of everything, kind of a " one-stop shopping, " " slice-of-life " site. I think the humor is a significant part of that. Steve Cherrington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 17, 1999 Report Share Posted August 17, 1999 I could not agree more; I would never take the time or make the effort to go to a joke site, yet I enjoy and look forward to the jokes on the Crew; I think it is part of the " personality " of the Crew! Marie Scwashdc@... wrote: > From: Scwashdc@... > > I hope the joke traffic on this listserv doesn't diminish. Life is really > tough out there. We all need a laugh, especially those of us with NF-2. > > Perhaps some of Craig Issod's thoughtful comments could be addressed by more > careful attention to the " subject " line of e-mails. ie and Marie, for > example, always tip us off to their jokes in the " subject " of their messages. > I make " humor " the " subject " of the occasional joke I send around. > > Then, anyone not interested in the jokes could just delete them, unread. Or > if you're like me, you can read them first ... > > It's true that there are dedicated joke sites on the Internet. But one of > the charms of the NF-2 listserv is that it offers a bit of everything, kind > of a " one-stop shopping, " " slice-of-life " site. I think the humor is a > significant part of that. > > Steve Cherrington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 17, 1999 Report Share Posted August 17, 1999 Crew: I agree the jokes gives this list an added personality. There's a Book that says laughs are as good as medicine. (Better than surgeries) I belong to another list for my sister who has hydrocephalus and doesn't have a computer. They talk about nothing but the problems and medical situations, and you can get burnout fast from just reading the posts. Certainly nothing to ever look forward to. Makes me appreciate this crew all the more. Nf2 forces us to become " tough " and laughter helps balance the load. I never have the time to search the internet for jokes, so I enjoy the light side of reading them on the crew list. If we don;t make it fun, I don't think the NS guys are going to step in and offer us any laughs. Anybody got a humorous NS? Let's keep laughing. Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 17, 1999 Report Share Posted August 17, 1999 Subject: Re: Re:Jokes > From speedy> in indiana hey Y'ALL- how about if your post has a joke write humor/joke or such in the subject line, moreover, for the crebies sake (who don't care for " offensive " material add a xx beside it) such as re:joke xxx, that way offended folks can readilly delete- or ami jus' a dumb hoosier- > > > ________________________________________________________ NetZero - We believe in a FREE Internet. Shouldn't you? Get your FREE Internet Access and Email at http://www.netzero.net/download/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 17, 1999 Report Share Posted August 17, 1999 Yes, I couln't agree more! Laughter is good for the soul! Someone posted earlier that we should be more watchful of the " content " of jokes because we don't want to offend anyone, or worse yet, give kids the wrong impression of us. Private e-mail is more appropriate for the type of jokes that are not good for everyone. Sherry At 11:22 PM 08/17/1999 EDT, you wrote: >From: SuMorsJC@... > >Crew: I agree the jokes gives this list an added personality. There's a >Book that says laughs are as good as medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 18, 1999 Report Share Posted August 18, 1999 AMEN SUE!!! ----Original Message Follows---- From: SuMorsJC@... Reply-To: NF2_Crewonelist To: NF2_Crewonelist Subject: Re: Re:Jokes Date: Tue, 17 Aug 1999 23:22:11 EDT From: SuMorsJC@... Crew: I agree the jokes gives this list an added personality. There's a Book that says laughs are as good as medicine. (Better than surgeries) I belong to another list for my sister who has hydrocephalus and doesn't have a computer. They talk about nothing but the problems and medical situations, and you can get burnout fast from just reading the posts. Certainly nothing to ever look forward to. Makes me appreciate this crew all the more. Nf2 forces us to become " tough " and laughter helps balance the load. I never have the time to search the internet for jokes, so I enjoy the light side of reading them on the crew list. If we don;t make it fun, I don't think the NS guys are going to step in and offer us any laughs. Anybody got a humorous NS? Let's keep laughing. Sue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 18, 1999 Report Share Posted August 18, 1999 SuMorsJC@... wrote: > Anybody got a humorous NS? I sure do! I do like seeing some jokes on the Crew, though. The solution seems to be clear subject lines--of course, those help all the time for people who want to search the archives. Now that my mail reading time is being drastically reduced, I did want to say something about the posts that are single line comments... I'm glad people agree with what's being said/get a kick out of things--very cool--but there's over a 100 of us now and it would be nice if those really short things that are really only aimed at a couple people anyway were put in personal emails. tanks, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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