Guest guest Posted August 20, 1999 Report Share Posted August 20, 1999 > > > A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the > door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three > in the morning. > " I'm not getting out of bed at this time, " he thinks, and rolls over. > Then, a louder knock follows. " Aren't you going to answer that? " says > his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens > the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the > homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. " Hi there, " slurs the > stranger. " Can you give me a push?? " " No, get lost. It's half past > three. I was in bed, " says > the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife > what happened and she says, " Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. > Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to > pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that > man's door to get us started > again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?? " " But > this guy is drunk, " says the husband. " It doesn't matter, " says the > wife. " He needs > our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him. " So the > husband > gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the > door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, " Hey, > do you still want a push?? " And he hears a voice cry out, " Yeah > please. " So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, " Where > are you? " And the stranger replies, " I'm over here, on your swing. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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